Okay, okay. Geez.

Emphatic dude: I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU GO TO ASSTICKLERSFAGGOTSFANCLUB.COM, IT HAS A GOOGLE AD FOR SANJAYA'S FAN CLUB!

Overheard at: Oak Park, at 38.551435; -121.470005.

What is this "my space" thing you speak of?

MySpace expert: Let me put it this way: if you check your MySpace at the library, you aren't getting sex.

Later...

MySpace expert: Yes, homeless people do have MySpaces!

Overheard at: Benny's, at 38.568914; -121.483068.

Yes, just like sheep and goats

Father, mother, daughter, and young son are in line at Togo's ordering food. Everyone but the young son has ordered. The father is becoming increasingly impatient as the son scans the menu.

Young son: ...
Father: (Fidgeting as the line behind them grows)
Young son: What's the difference between turkey and chicken?
Exasperated father: Turkey is a boy and chicken is a girl!

Overheard at: Togos, at 38.569457; -121.466626.

Overheard by: Fred

At least it wasn't vodka - then you'd be trying to hide it

Girl: I drank beer out of a water bottle in the grocery store at ten in the morning. I got so hung over. I suck at life.

Overheard at: The Distillery, at 38.574124; -121.479405.

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Overheard In Sac.

Conversations overheard in Sacramento.
A shameless derivative of Overheard In New York,
from the other side of fly-over country.