Saturday, June 2, 2007

Okay, okay. Geez.


Emphatic dude: I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU GO TO ASSTICKLERSFAGGOTSFANCLUB.COM, IT HAS A GOOGLE AD FOR SANJAYA'S FAN CLUB!

Overheard at: Oak Park, at 38.551435; -121.470005.


Friday, June 1, 2007

What is this "my space" thing you speak of?


MySpace expert: Let me put it this way: if you check your MySpace at the library, you aren't getting sex.

Later...

MySpace expert: Yes, homeless people do have MySpaces!

Overheard at: Benny's, at 38.568914; -121.483068.